Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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