would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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