if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
ugly people sure do ruin things
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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