A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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