wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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