By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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