Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
MIDGETS
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It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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