I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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