they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
They took my balls.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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