i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
is it fun? or sober?
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