They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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