I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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