Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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