You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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