Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
If I had your ass I would rule the world
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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