I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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