i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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