evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
It's Friday. Sex?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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