Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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