the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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