he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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