i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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