He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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