This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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