yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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