This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
whose ass print is on the piano?
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Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Boobs are out for the taking
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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