You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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