sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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