u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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