let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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