Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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