all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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