Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So much rum. So many feels.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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