? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
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I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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