Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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