I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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