Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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