so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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