My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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