so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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