I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
honey bunches of taint.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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