You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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