i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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