Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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