why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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