I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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