isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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