Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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