Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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