how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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